/no-painkillers
Advertorial listicle for the prescription-skeptical owner. Buy block tied to MobilityMax.
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You are running about ~$100K/mo on Meta with an in-house creative team that built Canine Clear from zero to $300K/mo. The line you are straddling is keep deep creative in-house, or hand it to an agency. SelfMade is the third option. 14 angle tests every month. Each one maps to a dedicated landing page we would build if the angle wins. Test the hypothesis on Meta first; build the page for the winners. The 14 ads on the right are your test plan.






Where we'd start: Top-up band, $4,000/mo. 32 net-new ads, 8 unique concepts a week, biweekly strategy calls, Meta account integration, the gap-analysis dashboard plugged into your account, plus one sample landing page so you can see how we build them. Nim's in-house team keeps running at full capacity, SelfMade slots into the angles the existing library isn't shipping yet. Drag the slider to preview the scale-up bands; both ship more volume and turn on ongoing LP management for a winning-angle cadence.
Where we'd start with Canine Clear. Nim's in-house team keeps running at full capacity (VSL, Heygen, AI-doctor, podcast, listicles, the "before the prescription pad" lane). SelfMade ships the net-new angles the existing library isn't running yet, plugs the gap-analysis dashboard into your Meta account, runs biweekly strategy calls. One sample landing page included so you can see how we'd build them.
The scale-up band, once the Top-up package has surfaced winners on Meta. SelfMade owns the full bottom-of-funnel statics output and turns on ongoing LP management at +$3K/mo for a winning-angle cadence. Nim's in-house team keeps the VSL, Heygen, AI-doctor, and podcast lanes that already work.
If Canine Clear pushes Meta spend past $200K and the in-house team becomes the bottleneck, SelfMade scales the full creative engine. This is where the in-house team transitions to brand, VSL, and lifecycle work and SelfMade owns paid acquisition end-to-end.
Toggle on at the Split or Full band when the first wave of angles surfaces winners. Each of the 14 ads on the work tab is paired one-to-one with a dedicated LP we'd build the moment Meta tells us the angle is converting. WELCOME25 auto-applied for first-time buyers, cart embedded on the page, Klaviyo exclusions on the campaign so the pixel learns "this is a new-customer campaign" within weeks. We saw this swing a similar client from existing-customer-skew to a 95% new-customer mix. The Top-up package bundles a single sample LP at no extra cost so you can see how we'd build them.
We pulled your existing ad library and tagged every ad by format, persona, angle, and emotion. Here's where you are over- and under-indexed compared to where Meta's Andromeda rewards diversity. Based on a read of your live library, May 2026.
Right now Meta sends mostly existing customers because your funnel ends at a PDP both groups already know. The fix is mapping every test angle to its own first-time-buyer-locked LP. We test the hypothesis on Meta first. When an angle wins, we ship the matching page. WELCOME25 auto-applies, cart embedded, Klaviyo exclusions on the campaign. The pixel retrains itself within a few weeks. We saw this swing a similar client to a 95% new-customer mix.
/no-painkillers
Advertorial listicle for the prescription-skeptical owner. Buy block tied to MobilityMax.
/last-hope
Story-led LP, customer letter as hero, vet-quote callouts, "what to ask your vet next visit."
/92-percent
Credibility LP. Study breakdown, vet review, side-by-side ingredient comparison vs synthetics.
/good-years-left
Somber editorial LP, senior-dog lifespan, lots of white space, slow scroll.
/i-almost-gave-up
UGC-driven LP, creator videos embedded, peer-recommendation framing.
/walks-again
Narrative LP, "the moments you forgot were special" grid, customer stories.
/ingredients
Ingredient deep-dive LP, vet-advisor quotes, certifications, breakdown of each compound.
/sunday-walk
UK-cultural lifestyle LP, hedgerow-anchored, British dog-culture references.
/complete-protocol
Protocol LP, science of synovial fluid, MM + OM bundle PDP.
/morning-routine
Ritual-led LP, the daily moment, anti-supplement-overload framing.
/joint-defence-system
Bundle PDP, three-tier ladder, vet quotes, science split.
/day-22
Day-22 results LP, customer photo grid, "what to look for on day 7, 14, 21."
/garden-moment
Testimonial-organised LP, video reviews, no PDP detour.
/welcome
New-customer-locked LP, WELCOME25 auto-applied, cart embedded. The entry-point LP for the whole campaign.
Pick a 30-min slot. Bring whoever from the in-house team is in on the keep-deep / hand-off decision. We will walk through the gap analysis, the 14 angle tests, the LPs queued for each one, and the $9K all-in rate built specifically for where Canine Clear is right now.